By now you're almost at the end of the issue and, if you are a first time reader, you will either be spitting blood at the tackiness and general lack-of-quality in this piss poor excuse for a zine, or you will be sitting back in your chair, dumbfounded at the effort and skill put into this quality, worthwhile publication (and no, there is no happy medium ;). For the purposes of this chapter, I'm going to assume the latter.
Happle magazine's mailing list was set up to provide a central distribution point for regular readers of the zine, just in case the Hotline server ever went down (read the intro). It has grown slowly but surely over the last month or two, and at the last count had nigh on seventy addresses.
The Happle list is a low-intensity, read only mailing list. You will not receive dozens of messages a day, and you cannot send mail to the list itself (outside of the subscription commands. More on them later). Its sole purpose is the distribution of Happle magazine which, at present, comes out around once a month.
If you wish to subscribe to this list, send E-mail with the command 'Subscribe' (without the quotes) to HappleSubs@Yewclark.demon.co.uk. Conversely, if you are a current subscriber and wish to unsubscribe, send mail with the command 'Unsubscribe' to the aforementioned address.